1/18/11

Ray guns are not just the future

Finally Wikileaks says the words I've been waiting for: secret war against UFOs.
A new report circulating in the Kremlin today prepared for President Medvedev by Russian Space Forces (VKS) 45th Division of Space Control says that an upcoming WikiLeaks release of secret US cables details that the Americans have been "engaged" since 2004 in a "war" against UFO's based on or near the Continent of Antarctica, particularly the Southern Ocean.

According to this report, the United States went to its highest alert level on June 10, 2004 after a massive fleet of UFO's "suddenly emerged" from the Southern Ocean and approached Guadalajara, Mexico barely 1,600 kilometers (1,000 miles) from the American border. Prior to reaching the US border, however, this massive UFO fleet is said in this report to have "dimensionally returned" to their Southern Ocean "home base".
This reported report also implies that the Russians have a 'Space Force' and at least 45 'Space Control Divisions'. More completely, scientifically true and probably real no really honest omg details here.

2 comments:

Stephen Stratford said...

Bob Harvey told me a similar story about fifteen years ago. Coincidence? You be the judge.

Chad Taylor said...

He would be in the Space Out Of Control Division.