Three fines wines buffs

Tan Brothers Brown Muskrat 2008
Packed with the tempting flavours of blackberry, chocolate, raspberry and fist fighting. Great served with fish, poultry, pasta with tomato sauce, cheese, milk, biscuits, flour, mutton, wine.

Suffer Home Merlot 2005
This wench-bodied zinfandel with a hint of writing desk and rich notes of dark berry jam, hints of chocolate and mocha with a soft nutty playful hands tied to a brass bedstead and a dark fruit finish. Enjoy with beef, lamb, pork, pork and lamb, pork and beef, a Panzer division or David Hamilton.

Chateau Bourdeaux Superierurx 2001x
The Merlot brings soft round summer fruits and the Cabernet Sauvignon and Franc add structure and complexity. The colour is a deep ruby damask with tints of purple and Jason Robards. In the mouth the wine is round and generous with long lasting flavours and blackcurrants and a hint of 1970s convertible on the finish.

Tony Montana Unreserved 2008
An enticingly aromatic wine showing notes of dark cherries and Holdens with the alluring complexity of Indian Clubs. On the palate, alarming, slutty fruit flavours are underpinned by nuances of purposeless, smoky vagina. Good firm tannins give the wine length and weight. Very approachable and enjoyable for the moment, but FFS watch out.

Muscle Bay Merlot 2007
A velvety-soft wine full of stewed fruits like plums and rhubarb and mulberry and blackberry with an unpleasant, lingering finish spiced with cinnamon and clove. Am I clown? Do I fucking amuse you? What do you mean smart, smart how? How am I smart? To be enjoyed with creamy pasta, rice, arrows, Semtex.