"Fuck."

'What many now interpret as Kubrick’s exposé of elite perverts was, in fact, mostly [Arthur] Schnitzler’s doing. Eyes Wide Shut is an extremely faithful adaptation of Traumnovelle.'

The kids are rediscovering Eyes Wide Shut in the most stupid way possible and Lane Brown at NYmag.com is patient with them. It's an opportunity to come together (sic) over Uncle Stanley's Christmas gift to us all: Nicole at her hottest, Tom at his best, over-long sex ceremonies, and Nick Nightingale.